NBC Entertainment Prez, Ben Silverman, who, incidentally, is also responsible for the shows, "Nashville Star," "Date My Mom," and the forthcoming soap opera, "Without My Breasts, There is No Paradise," is upset about the writer's strike and its affect on the cancellation of the Golden Globes this Sunday. He's so upset, in fact, that he told Ryan Seacrest: "It feels like the nerdiest, ugliest, meanest kids in the high school are trying to cancel the prom."
 
And you know why Silverman doesn't want the prom canceled? Well, just look at him: He looks like the love child of Joe "Girls Gone Wild" Francis and Magnolia's Frank T.J. Mackey. So, of course, the prom is, like, date-rape central for Silverman, who uses prom to "make that [underage] lady 'friend' [his] sex-starved servant." Respect the cock, huh? Tame the cunt, eh? Well, maybe there'd be a prom this year, Ben, if you and your Prom King ilk didn't pilfer from the prom fund and treat the prom committee like notches on your bedpost, you hair-slick douchebag. Why don't you go back to mastering the muffin, my friend, and tell your cohorts to cough up a few pennies so maybe we can have a prom next year.