Leather

slyarnold_1.jpgLeather: Noun. A material made from the skin of an animal by tanning or a similar process.

Oh hey, uhhh, take it easy on Schwarzenegger's face there, Sly. Because, psssst... I think the man's had some work done. And I don't know how well even the work of a master like "Dr. 90210" could hold up to a pummeling from Rocky himself. Not that you'd know anything about that, Stallone. Because having skin like buttery smooth stretched and tumbled leather at age 60+ is clearly the work of nothing more than a daily exfoliating routine, right?

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4 Comments


lol said:

oh man stallone has gigantic hands!

i mean, christ! just look at the fucking paws on that dude!


D. Richards said:

Nevermind the size of Sly's hands; his head is just fucking huge!

I mean, jesus, it's getting bigger, and bigger the older he gets.


lol said:

i know right?

in that third pic stallone looks like some kind of fucking... automaton or something.

but they do look so happy together, as if they were some kind of couple...

"Yo Ahnold! Remember that time back in Rio, buddy? Hey hey lets keep it under the table huh? Nobody needs to know about how the Governator got Ramboned right?"


Jo 'Mama' Besser said:

I Remember Cecil