Lesbo

hilton0129_1.jpgLesbo: Noun. Slang term for a woman who is homosexual.

Paris Hilton was seen leaving the notorious lesbian bar Falcon this weekend, for the second time in three weeks -- this time holding hands with fellow reality skank Brittny Gastineau. Just the mere thought that Paris Hilton is secretly a big honkin lesbo is enough to give me night sweats; not to mention the prospect of her infecting both sides of the playing field. Can you imagine? No man, woman or child on this planet will be safe from her reign of sexually transmitted terror. That dumb asshole Bin Laden only wishes he was this scary.

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2 Comments


urban_g6 said:

Falcon is NOT a lesbian bar. It is a resaurant in Hollywood that turns into a bar at night. It is definitely NOT a lesbian bar. It has 1 gay night, which is Tues and its a mens gay bar. I go there a few times a month.


Matt said:

So, urban, does that mean Paris is actually a gay man? No, wait a minute, we have better taste in clothes than that.