Lockdown

britney2_0104.jpgWell, it looks like Britney Spears is to be going away for awhile. After a minimum 72-Hour lockdown, at which point her mental facilities will be tested, I'm assuming they're not just going to tag and release her back into the wild. She'll probably be charged with some kind of attempted something or other, if she isn't forcibly committed. So, this might actually be the end of Britney Spears as we know it.

It's kind of scary, isn't it? To think this might be the end of it all? No more Britney at Starbucks, with her titters flapping lazily in the breeze. No more skankarazzi sex scandals. No more stealing. No more life-threatening vehicular incidents. Yeah, maybe the world will be a safer place, but it's also going to be a much more boring one. And my existence, I imagine, will be rendered meaningless. See now? It's all fun and games when Britney gets taken away until you realize the very serious repercussions that go along with it.

Lockdown: The confining of prisoners to their cells, typically after an escape or to regain control during a riot. Or, I guess mental patients after some period of "crazy" activity.


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Mitsu said:

Fear not, Ms. Stacey, not only is she out, but she's reportedly run off to the desert where she was spotted merrily drinking mimosas with Adnan Ghalib, Luckiest Paparazzo Ever (copyright Evil Beet). Carry on, Britney!

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