Mandatory Abortion: The expulsion of a fetus from the uterus by natural causes before it is able to survive independently, as mandated by legal action.

Britney's skankarazzi boyfriend went on a tabloid news magazine tour, appearing on "Entertainment Tonight" and "The Insider" to speak candidly further cash in on his relationship with Britney Spears. And what, pray tell, does Mr. Adnan think would be best for Britney Spears? Why, more babies, of course!

He revealed: "I think she was hoping she was pregnant with my child. I think she felt that she was. She has a very maternal instinct.”

So was it this "maternal instinct" he speaks of that caused her to blow off court the other day, ensuring that she won't get to see her kids for the indefinite future? I'm wondering if the judge in Britney's custody case can enforce some kind of groundbreaking "mandatory abortion" clause when it comes to future Britney Spears pregnancies. Hell, I'm sure even the most discerning Christians would be cool with that.