Marriage Material
Hey kids, guess who else didn't get engaged over the holiday? That's right, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush -- despite rumors to the contrary.But seriously now... What's the hold up, son? That there is prime marriage material if I've ever seen it. The only way that woman could possibly make a better wife is if she let you pee on her from time to time, as well. Oh hang on, what's that you say? Scratch that -- she's perfect.
Marriage Material: A member of the opposite sex possessing the kind of qualities one might seek out in a spouse, such as: slammin' booty, successful sex tape and, uh... reality show on the E! network? Yeah, it's kind of subjective.
