McConaughaspawn
Matthew McConaughey announced on his website that he and girlfriend, 24 year old Brazilian model Camila Alves, have a McConaughaspawn in the oven."My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together," McConaughey writes. "It's 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being mother and a father, and shepherding him or her through this life."
McConaughey adds: "Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution. PEOPLE's "Sexiest Man Alive" from 2005 signs his message, "Wow, McConaughey."
Now I may not be a "scientist" per se -- but if you wanna talk evolution, I can hypothesize that the McConaughaspawn be a boy since McConaughasperm is too virile to allow for x-chromosomes. He will also rarely wear shirts, drag his knuckles on the floor and carry around a wooden club with him at all times.
McConaughaspawn: Quite simply, the offspring of the McConaughey.