Meat Lovers

vivicafox.jpgVivica A. Fox, star of ... er ... Juwanna Man, is the latest celebrity to be embroiled in a sex-tape scandal. Allegedly, a boyfriend taped the actress on her knees, giving him a hummer, while Fox was three dicks to the wind.

In the tape, an apparently inebriated Vivica can be seen on her knees servicing a male friend who surreptitiously taped the encounter on his cell phone. Allegedly the man, who lives in Atlanta, emailed the tape to friends who emailed it to Vivica. She quickly forwarded the tape to a friend at the Atlanta police department. (Source)
Fox, who was recently arrested for drunk driving, denies the allegations. She claims that she dropped a slice of pepperoni pizza in the man's lap and she was merely trying to polish if off, because a good slice of pie should never got to waste. "It was some of that meat lovers double cheese in the crust Pizza Hut pie," she said, through a spokesman. "And I love that shit; I got a little overzealous, and gobbled that up whole."

Asked if she swallowed, Fox unequivocally affirmed.

 
Meat Lovers: A purely asexual reference to a brand of Pizza Hut pizza that contains mountains of meat. Not considered, in any way, a double entendre.


3 Comments


Jo 'Mama' Besser said:

Who's up for vegan?


SR said:

50 Cent was on Howard Stern after he dated her and said he, um, delivered pizzas to her. Her back door.

Did that come out right?

I'm talking about anal.

There, I said it.


Vermillion said:

Another in a depressingly long line of women I find attractive that have horrible taste in men. Sotry of my goddamn life.