Look at those eyes! Could they possibly be real? Those are a pair of evil fucking eyes. The last time I saw eyes like that, I was wearing garlic and wielding a wooden stake. They're crazy demonic -- they are freaking my shit out. I'm getting the willies, like she's staring into my soul and trying to suck out my essence. Those eyes belong to the undead.
Bitch looks like Zoltar from Battle of the Planets.
Dustin, you pussy, they're not that scary. In fact, I like her eyes. I've always liked disturbingly light eye-colours. Probably because my own are basically black...ok, dark brown, but you have to be kissing me to distinguish my pupils from my irises.