Not that I'd want to stick up for Lindsay Lohan, like ever, in a million years... But the woman who was in the vehicle that Lindsay chased last July has filed a civil suit claiming that the incident gave her emotional trauma, causing her a high paying job and thousands of dollars in therapy.

According to papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court in late December, Rice spent about $7,000 on medical bills, including a therapist who charges $175 per visit, and lost her $60,000 per year job because of the incident.

I'm sorry, but how much of a lowlife opportunist wack-job do you have to be to insist that a 110 pound Lindsay Lohan traumatized you, even in her most coked up glory? I mean, if that's the case she probably would have lost the job anyway, due to the inevitable emotional distress of losing her car keys or getting her period.

But anyway -- jokes on her! Everyone knows Lohan is broke.