Pick: Verb. Choose from a number of alternatives, typically after careful thought.

Miley Cyrus has had her name legally changed to Miley Ray Cyrus, after her father Billy Ray Cyrus. Good freaking grief, can she please just pick a damn name already and stick with it? Let me try to recap, for those of you who don't have the goddamn degree in rocket science which is apparently required to figure out what the hell to call this person. She was born Destiny Hope Cyrus, but started going by Miley Cyrus which had evolved from a childhood nickname "Smiley." Hannah Montana, on the other hand, is actually the character she plays on her Disney show about a normal girl living a secret life as a pop star. And now she's apparently going by Miley Ray.

Got all that? Like we all don't know damn well it's completely inconsequential anyway, since in five years everyone will be calling her Washed-Up McGutterSkank.