Raaawhhhr! Keep your children away. Lock the doors. Hide your snacks. Vince Vaughn has escaped. He's on the loose, folks. And your perishable items are no longer safe. He eats with aplomb. He ravages the countryside. He rapes ice cream cones. He murders Twizzlers. And pillages Chex mix. Organic material is no longer safe -- keep your distance. He'll eat the crumbs on your shirt and the nipples off your chest. Run for your lives!
He's so hot right now.