Poontang: Noun. A woman or women regarded solely in terms of potential sexual gratification.

I CALLED IT, everybody! Paris Hilton officially likes herself some poontang. Us Magazine says so, and far be it from them to exaggerate or embellish anything.

Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were "all over each other and making out" at New York's Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.

I can't say that I don't understand. For example, say you really liked pepperoni pizza. I mean, loved pepperoni pizza. And maybe you ate it like, all the time. I'd say anywhere from three to six times a day, from pizza places all over town. Sometimes maybe you'd even eat it from a couple different pizza places at once, with a slice in each hand. But then maybe one day you'd think to yourself, "I wonder what mushroom tastes like?"

And let's face it -- if you're going to go gay for mushroom pizza, I can think of worse mushrooms than Elisha Cuthbert.