Publicity Stunt
Remember a couple of weeks ago when I said Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon weren't getting divorced "this week?" Well, now they're divorce">getting divorced. Just to clear things up.You know what, though? I don't buy this horseshit. You mean to tell me the guy from Paris Hilton's sex tape and Pam Anderson from Pam Anderson's sex tape are just going to part ways, all nonchalantly without producing some kind of uber-sex tape? Exactly. It's called a publicity stunt, my friends. If I'm correct, the sex tape that gets "accidentally" slipped after this marriage-divorce crap is going to be so insane it will probably involve live monkeys.
Anderson pictured below hanging all over men who were not her husband on New Years.
Publicity Stunt: Events planned to gain exposure and attract the attention of the general public; often conceived by corporate businesses and celebrities and for launching new products, films, television programs, etc.
Look at me, fellas! Don't you want your picture taken with me? Please?! I'm an aging sex-symbol! Remember me?! Yeah. Baywatch. Look, I'll sit here, just let my friend take our picture. C'mon; free drinks? Yeah? Yeah! Okay, Willy, take the picture, fast!
Now sign this waiver so I can sell my fan pictures to the highest bidder. Yay!
Pamela's beloved..
Yup Uber-sex tape, Uber-Herpes, Uber-Hepatitis, Uber-Chlamydia etc...Uber-genital itching and irritation for, EVERYONE!
As opposed to the tamer, dead-monkey sex-tape . . .
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