Retarded
Retarded: Adjective. Less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual.I've seen Sarah Jessica Parker wear a lot of ugly shit in my day, but this outfit here just might be the most retarded thing I've ever seen anyone wear in my entire life. And yes that includes offerings from such 'tard greats as Bjork, Bai Ling and Mayim Bialik from "Blossom."
It's almost as if a small child was playing "fashion designer" with their Barbie and somehow Barbie ended up wearing a scrunchie and the shoes off a Bratz doll. But even so, if my kid did something like this? I'd make her (or him, since I'd be a progressive parent) go sit in the corner and think about what they did.
See, this is why the Cloverfield monster attacks New York. Sarah Jessica Parker stole his girlfriend's scrunchie. And this is simply not acceptable.
Oh dear lord, Stacey - you totally nailed it. It's amazing what evil can be spawned by misguided 80s hair products.
To be honest, I love those shoes... and the "scrunchie" is a gutsy approach to wraps. Now, if she'd gone for somethign simple and black instead of confusingly purple, this outfit would have my heart.
Oh... and that greasy slicky flat hair on the top of her head needs to be persuaded upwards.
Call me crazy (and I know you will), but I kinda like it. I actually really liked the one on Lucy Liu. It reminds me of a Slinky!
Slinky, Slinky
it's such a wonderful toy!
Slinky, Slinky
It's fun for a girl or a boy!
Parker's the kind of girl that knows she's hideous, yet goes out in to public dressed in such stupid get-ups alomost as a sick joke.
I hope Jessica knows she's hideous, at least. And that Sex and the City is the most overrated piece of stupid white people filth that producers have ever dealt on the world public. Everyone can relate!