Scared Straight

lohan1_0118.jpgAs part of her plea agreement for her DUI this summer, which included rehab, jail and community service -- it has been revealed that Lindsay Lohan will have to spend two days working in a morgue, presumably to illustrate the potentially fatal consequences of driving under the influence.

Yeah, OK -- so the Los Angeles courts think they can make Lindsay Lohan scared straight? This is Lindsay Lohan we're talking about, not some "out of control teen" from "Jenny Jones" headed off to be groped by Raymond Moses for an afternoon of boot camp. They should consider the exercise a rousing success if she doesn't get up on a steel table and start dry humping one of the male corpses.

Scared Straight
: A tactic typically employed authority figures to show bad kids and society's miscreants the consequences of their actions by showing them the worst case scenario -- typically with a tour of jail, morgue, etc.


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