Well, I thought that J. Love looked great at the 27 Dresses premiere -- if that looks like a prom dress, then I wanna go to prom with her. (usemycomputer)

Hey! You wanna poke fun at Britney (brilliantly, I might add), that's fine. But leave Magnolia out of it! (Yeeeah!)

Well, I guess we know what prompted Robin Wright and Sean Penn's separation now: Russian girls. Isn't it always? (The Blemish)

Daniel Day Lewis is Paul Thomas Anderson's work wife. (Ayyyy)

How'd you end up in Vegas, Sasha? Quickie marriage? Oh, and Jamie Lynn can add "Had baby," to her Ole Miss application in a couple of years. (Evil Beet)

I don't actually know who Megan Fox is, but from what I understand, she really like sex. I gleaned it from the title of this post. (IDLYITW)

The Real Slim Shady is gonna need to consider a new cognomen. (DListed)

Sorry ladies: Daniel Craig will not be donning a swimsuit in Bond 22. (Pretty on the Outside)