Some incoherent, weirdly odd, crazy-ass Scientology manifesto has leaked to the Nets, and it includes this nugget: "And you say, 'All right. Now, I’m going to say the item again. ‘Inevitable catsfish,’ ‘inevitable catsfish.’" What the fuck? (The Blemish)

Ass flap. Ass flap. Ass flap. Rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? (Yeeeah!)

Leelee Sobieski is responsible for the latest crotch shots. Spoiler Alert: They're pink. (IDLYITW)

Demi Moore shows off her Ashtons in V Magazine. (Fatback and Collards)

Hey! It's Monday: I know where to get your troll doll fix. (usemycomputer)

Liv Tyler goes to the beach, gets all Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music. (Celebwarship)

The Rainbow Assassin (Killer of Rainbows) breaks her new year's resolution, begs for cancer. (Evil Beet)