More details on the Spears clusterfuck, if you've managed to get this far without them. (IDLYITW)

A soccer player sucks on a pacifier, and amazingly it's not Beckham. (Agent Bedhead)

Kanye and Beyonce Connect-Four it up in this bitch! (The Blemish)

Emily Mortimer photoshoot! (usemycomputer)

Amy Wino and Blake Something-Whatever are renewing their vows in prison. How, uh. Romantic? (Ayyyy!)

New year, new photos of Paris Hilton acting like an asshole. (Celebslam)

Hmmm... Ol' Woody must have turned Diane Keaton off men. (popbytes)

Uh, yeah. There is no way J. Lo isn't screaming like a stuck pig when she's birthin' that kid. (Yeeeah!)

The Best 12 Films of the year you probably didn't see because you were too busy watching Transformers or some shit. (Pajiba)