Oh yeah, a bunch of babies happened this weekend. (Yeeeah!)

Tyra kills a family of peacocks in the name of fashion. (Evil Beet)

Oh. My God. New York. Sex. Tape. (Dlisted)

Tom Cruise waxes lunacy in the name of his cult. (Celebitchy)

Kelly Osbourne and Amy Winehouse: a match made in skanky. (Socialite's Life)

Warning: excessive sperm consumption may cause mutating of the face. (The Blemish)

Nooo!!! I missed the season premiere of "Rock of Skanks!" Nobody tell me what happened! (Fatback)

Jessica Alba rocks pregnancy boobs. (Popoholic)