Guess these celebrity scents: Potatoes; cheap whiskey and vomit; and sweat, cheetos, and Marlboro Lights, with a whiff of menstruation. (Yeeeah!)

Ask Men has ranked the 99 hottest women -- and the number one choice really ought to be closer to no where on this fucking list. (Ask Men)

Maggie Gyllenhaal also plays the lesbian card, now with video goodness! (IDLYITW)

The McConaughspawn will dance on the beach; he will smoke the reefer; and he will rule the playground. (Celebrity Smack)

Wait a second: Jewel has a last name to go along with those killer legs? (usemycomputer)

Jennifer Garner remains well-adjusted; creates havoc on gossip bloggers. (Ayyyy!)

Avril Lavigne rocks the blue bikini. (The Blemish)

Ethan Hawke diddles the nanny; creates beautiful life. (Celebitchy)

Clear the fog out of your mind; triple check the image; then caption! (Evil Beet)

Who doesn't love "Star Trek" orgasms? (College Humor)