Concert-goers came dangerously close to catching glimpse of Fergie's dick. (Yeeeah!)

Kim Kardashian stuffs it in. (BestCelebGossip)

Eminem might be a total porker by now! Hear that, paparazzi? SIC! (Celebitchy)

Michelle Trachtenberg is totally cute as hell. (usemycomputer)

Oh how cute -- Chris Martin has a widdle bit of tewmpur! (The Blemish)

Samantha Morton gets a lifetime pass for telling it how it fucking is. (Agent Bedhead)

Zen and the art of McConaughapregnation. (Ayyyy!)

Skank Cancer does Letterman. (Evil Beet)