Why the fuck do presidential candidates go on the Tyra Banks show? Why?! (PopOnThePop)

Romo is sick of Jessica's shit -- already. (Yeeeah!)

If us gossip bloggers have had it with the fucked up excessive coverage of Heath Ledger's grieving loved ones, what does that say about the rest of the world? (Celebitchy)

It's shiny happy Hilary Duff! (The Blemish)

Speaking of shiny, Diane Lane's dress looks like a superhero's outfit. (usemycomputer)

Dolly Parton is gonna have to try a lot harder to look trashy in the age of Britney. (Ayyyy!)

Let's see now, how could Jared Leto possibly make himself look any grosser? Smear himself head to toe with dog shit? No... Not quite. (Agent Bedhead)

Reese Witherspoon is role role model for her children and all of womankind... From this point forward, anyway. (Popoholic)