Katherine McPhee holding her fun bag! Nicely played, Mr. Blemish. (The Blemish)

Life gotcha down? Cheer yourself up by watching Paris Hilton do a face plant and eat some asphalt. (Evil Beet)

Jenna Jameson hangs up the vagina, calls it a career. (IDLYITW)

Hey! Pictures of Skank Cancer's less attractive cousin, McHerp. (usemycomputer)

Tom Cruise waxes poetic about Scientology. Get it while it's hot. (DListed)

A KSK exclusive: Tom Brady is gonna retire. No shit. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Alanis Morissette has a new video, and if you ask me, it's a pretty stellar tune. (popbytes)

Britney Spears: Starbuckian Time Bomb. Tick. Tick. Tick. (Pretty on the Outside)

Rosie O'Donnell and Elizabeth Hasselback make up, plan sexy lesbian flick. (I made that last part up to illify you all). (Ayyyy!)

Fact: Women are better educated than men. (Ripe TV)

Check out Pajiba's Second Annual (Sh)It List and join the kvetchery. (Pajiba)