Pam Anderson continues to assault the world with her skankalicious brand of crazy. (IDLYITW)

Lindsay Lohan is quickly realizing that, like the abortion fairy, the magical nicotine tree only exists in the world of unicorns and dragons. (Yeeeah!)

See the Skank Ring in all its glorious luster. (Evil Beet)

You know how to despoil the all-encompassing cuteness of Knut the Polar Bear? Have the Cruise offspring provide its voice in an animated feature. What does Knut say? "The thetan is not a thing; it is a creator of things." (Celebitchy)

Dane Cook sets the new stand-up record by spraying douchewater on an unsuspecting audience for seven hours. (Wendy Wayrad)

Kelly Brook joins the holiday bikini club. (usemycomputer) As does Elisha Cuthbert. (Jordan is Your Homeboy)

Mandy Moore: Cute. (Popoholic)

Introducing the web's newest feature: Google Smart Ass. (College Humor)