Straitjacket. Noun. A garment shaped like a jacket with overlong sleeves. The ends of these can be tied to the back of the wearer, so their arms are kept close to their chest with possibility of only little movement.

Oh man: It won't be long now before poor Katie is put in a straightjacket and thrown into a padded room. First, she storms out of a "crisis meeting" with her husband because she's apeshit furious over the reception her latest film, Mad Money (which Tom told her to do instead of The Dark Knight -- brilliant!), as well as the damage the leaked Scientology video featuring Tom Cruise revealing his inner banana has caused.

The actress is said to be inconsolable after a string of leaked Scientology videos, featuring her husband saluting a portrait of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, declaring war on psychiatry and claiming that members of his religion are "the only ones who can really help" accident victims, have flooded the Internet and divided Hollywood. (Source)

Amidst all the anger, however, Katie also prompted speculation that she's preggernant when she bought a "Big Sister" t-shirt for her daughter Suri. I hope that straightjacket fits over her baby bump.

I wonder if crazy is contagious?