Test Monkey: Noun. A life form generally regarded as lower than human used to test products.

Ever wonder what Adnan Ghalib did for extra scratch before he started banging Britney Spears? No, I mean the few and precious hours of the day when he wasn't crouched in her bushes with a camera. Well, as Webster's Is My Bitch has exclusively learned thanks to a reader tip, Adnan and his stupid landing strip face used to be a test monkey for a -- wait for it -- male enhancement product review website! I know, shocking, right?

On the site, (link removed) Adnan purportedly tested products such as "Penegra," "Big Kahuna," "Spermamax," " Scent of Eros," and of course we can't forget "Arouser-TM." Sure, we all laughed and laughed at Britney Spears for dating such a shithead - but here this whole time her man is probably rocking four hour erections the size of my arm. Who's crazy now, huh?

But seriously Adnan, 28?? Not on your best day.

Update: This is spam. Brilliant, brilliant spam -- but spam, nonetheless. Motherfuckers.