Tie

By Stacey on January 2, 2008 Posted in:
tila_perez_.jpgWhy lookie who we have here! Tila Tequila and Perez Hilton -- two of the most festering, pussing boils on the collective ass of 2007. But the question is, which one would I like to see blown off the face of the Earth in a fiery explosion in 2008, leaving behind only a smattering of herpes medication and/or chocolate pudding?

Uhmmm... I can't choose. It's like asking a mother to choose between two children! If her children were Damien from The Omen and little Anthony from that episode of the "Twilight Zone," anyway. Can I just call it a tie and hope they both meet their gristly deaths?

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Tie: A result in a game or other competitive situation in which two or more competitors or teams have the same score or ranking; a draw.
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4 Comments


Carolyn said:

Seriously "Perez" is fucking disgusting!!!!!

January 2, 2008 9:35 PM

Mara said:

Oh god. Perez. No question.

... if there are enough votes, will he explode?

January 2, 2008 9:42 PM

Dill The Devil said:

I'm ashamed to admit that, given the chance, I'd do Tila. I'd coat my junk in all sorts of anti-bacterial shit first, of course, and it'd be a punishing angry-fuck, but I'd do her all the same. Perez, not so much.

January 3, 2008 4:28 AM

That Girl said:

Perez. Tila's show provided me with hours of train-wreck style entertainment, whereas Perez is utterly worthless.

January 3, 2008 1:35 PM