Bedhead: Noun. A disarrayed hairstyle, as from sleeping.

Now, in most circumstances, there's nothing wrong with a little bedhead. In some circles, it's even known to be quite fashionable. (Not to mention one of our friends even built an entire persona around it.)

But one place where bedhead will probably never be acceptable is at the Oscars. Especially some sorry-ass looking bedhead like Renee Zellweger's, here. Not only is it messy and unattractive (which is more or less the goal) but it reeks of effort (decidedly not the goal.) I know Renee -- it is hard to find decent formal hairstyles for short hair. You should see the bouffant I was rocking at my sister's wedding. But no hairstyle would have been better than this.

I will say that dress is way fucking gorgeous, though. So good job on that anyway.