Beer Helmet. Noun. The ultimate party hat. Allows one to place two beverages into the handy canister holders in the helmet. Through the marvels of modern engineering, a beer helmet allows the wearer to actually drink two beers (or any beverage) at the same time.

UK's Daily Mail reports (in their hard-hitting celebrity coverage) that Courtney Cox -- under the stress of being both a parent and producing the second season of her tepidly received F/X drama, "Dirt," -- has gone from a size six to a size two in recent weeks. Apparently, Cox no longer has time to eat.

Here's an idea, Courtney: A beer helmet. Throw some of those weight-gain shakes up there, and you can drink your way back to a size six in no time while you're working and caring for your daughter, Coco. Best of all: You'll have the coolest fashion accessory in Tinseltown!