Brick Sh*thouse
Brick Sh*thouse. Noun. Describes a person who is very large and muscular who is also generally thought to be good looking. Dwayne "Don't Call me The Rock, "Motherfucker" Johnson purportedly has not only permanently given up his wrestling career and The Rock cognomen, but the Samoan brick shithouse -- who will next star as the Tooth Fairy -- has a little ambition, too.
“I had a chance to present an Oscar on Sunday and I was asked if I'd like to win one myself. And sure, of course, it's every actor's dream,” he says, with initially guarded enthusiasm. In fact, he adds, momentarily overtaken by the excitement of it all, “winning an Oscar is a goal of mine." (Source)It's good to have goals,
Now, take off your shirt, please.
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Ooooh. Come to mommy darling.
unless -- of course -- they start handing out Academy Awards for winning personalities
Ummm...isn't that why they gave one to Cuba Gooding Jr.?
They nominated Sylvester Stallone for Oscars, and they gave Oscars to Kevin Costner. NOTHING is impossible.
The fact that Dwayne will likely never win an Academy Award says more about the fucked up priorities of the Academy than any lack of talent on his part. He's been in some of the most entertaining movies in the last few years, and at the end of the day movies are really an entertainment industry.
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True, he's not the best actor, but God help me, he's probably one of the most underrated. He actually made Be Cool Watchable.
Be Cool.
Though of course, the representation of a gay version of the rock didn't exactly hurt, but let's face it, the man oozes charisma, and he just seems genuinely sweet. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to mop up the puddle of drool at my feet before the floor starts to warp.
At least, I hope that's drool.
hey!
they gave Marisa Tomei that oscar.
And he may yet impress, wait for him to get a screen play that asks more of him than...being the Rock without being called 'The Rock'
As for the toplessness
well.
more of that.
and lets hope that if /when he does win an oscar?
he accepts it in the nude.
oh wow.
can you imagine?;
'thank you for awarding me this for my portrayal of an immensley likeable tough guy body builder who's heart is softened by a chocolate covered puppy with whom i spent two hours cuddling and playing...to express my gratitude, to thank YOU, the academy, the fans...well, here i am' and then he stands there and just....simmers
I...i need a lie down, i've come down with a ccase of the vapours, oh deary me
I agree with Jeremy, he's definitely underrated.
He gets handed all the tough guy with a big heart roles because that's what he is. I honestly believe that if someone gave him a chance to prove himself he could come through with something great.
i agree lol, he just needs the chance, there are so many actors who are insanely type cast, not that they play the roles they do get given badly, but they could be doing so much more if given half the chance.
Remember when everyone was laughing about Arnold Swartzeneger marrying a Kennedy and all those quotes about him wanting to get into politics someday?