Chandelier: Noun. A decorative hanging light with branches for several light bulbs or candles.

It's not that I hate Nicole Kidman's dress... Well, no. That's not true. I guess I do hate it. It's really just kind or ugly and boring. But what I hate hate is that awful chandelier she's got draped around her neck. It's like she dug it out of the prop closet at a community college theater. And while we're on the subject of accessories, I think she could do with a better husband, too. I'm just saying.