Endowed: Adjective. Provided or supplied or equipped with; particularly useful when referring to peeners.

Lily Allen's younger brother Alfie Allen has taken up the lead role in Peter Shaffer's play Equus, a role previously occupied by Daniel Radcliffe in all his uncircumcised glory. And as you can see in these edited photos taken from The Daily Mail, either someone is being pretty damn generous with the black boxes, or old Alfie here is really, really well endowed. I mean, would you look at that thing? It must go halfway down his damn thigh! And that's even accounting for "stage shrinkage."

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