Eyeliner: Noun. A cosmetic applied as a line around the eyes to make them appear larger or more noticeable.

Hey Ashlee, it looks like your gay punk rock boyfriend needs a little help with his makeup. Isn't eyeliner also supposed to go on above the eye? Not to mention, it looks like it's caked on awfully thick. Remember, moderation is really the key here.

You know what else is totally punk rock? Being a corporate shill. Nice shirt, asswipe.