Feral: Adjective. (Esp. of an animal) in a wild state, esp. after escape from captivity or domestication.

Paris Hilton is under investigation by the The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services after admitting to Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show that she owned 17 dogs. Oh Christ, here we go again. Can you imagine how much that fucking woman is going to cry if animal services takes away all 17 of Paris' dogs? I don't really see what the problem is here, because those alleged "dogs" pictured above are really only like 1/17th of a dog anyway.

Okay, okay -- I know Paris Hilton is an irresponsible, neglectful asshole. But seriously, how awesome would it be if she met her gristly death at the hands of a pack of feral, pissed-off sweater-wearing chihuahuas? I believe they call that "poetic justice."