Futuristic Hooker: Noun. A prostitute found in the future, typically in a world of advanced or menacing technology.Hilary Duff is seen here during a Sydney, Australia stop of her worldwide "Dignity" tour, (pun intended?) wearing this outfit that looks like what people thought hookers of the future would look like back in the 1980's. "Where I come from, we have a garment that is a combination of what your people call 'shortalls' and 'tracksuits.' We call them
shortrickalls, and they're worn by only the most prosperous of hookers."



Heh, heh, heh.