Hipsteur

juno.jpgHipsteur. Noun. A combination of hipster and poseur. So stated due to the recursive levels of irony present in many a hipster.

Ellen -- you know we adore you, right? But listen, all right. I'm just trying to be friendly here. We all want what's best. So, it's with the utmost respect that I reluctantly ask you to stop dressing like Juno. The movie is done -- all the awards have been handed out. There's nothing left to do but allow it to have its DVD run. You got two movies coming out soon, and two more in the works -- it's time to move on. Let the high-school hipsteur garb go. Burn the old wardrobe, Ellen. Stay out of Old Navy -- it's time to upgrade to the Gap.

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11 Comments


Stacey Author Profile Page said:

Ahem, ahem! Watch it buddy. I've got those same shoes!


BarbadoSlim said:

Hahahahahahahaha YEAH!

Lemme slam her in Cody/Quoty-speak: Different Strokes for silver spoons preggo eggo, give it up GI-Joe.


BarbadoSlim said:

That goes for you too Stacey hehehehehehehehehehe ..or, ah: Wiiiiilma get me off this crazy shoes, eggo.


tmj said:

i had those shoes in high school---but only because i was poor and couldnt afford anything cool.

i have them again now but it's because im hip. thats right, im old and hip dammit!


Stacey Author Profile Page said:

Bite your tongue, Slim! I'm wearing the pink ones today, and my pink converse will kick some ass.


Jo 'Mama' Besser said:

Nah, Canadian media has been drooling over since she was Mr. Lahey's daughter. I think she's dressed this way for a while. My hovel protects me from a good share of media blitz, so while even I'm sick of this movie, I like the fact that doesn't dress like a Bleached-Up, Ho-ed-Down GlamourTwat. Anyway, I dressed like that when I was 20. But yeah, I give, it was because I had no money. I don't have any money now, either. Does anyone want to give me some, please? I'm nice.


Matt said:

She looks twelve years old. Dakota could beat her up.


Herman B said:

ms. philpott, you look like a cute little misfit bumble bee.


sm said:

aw, it looks like she's at the airport. plenty of people dress like schlubs to go to the airport.


Grace said:

i'm pretty sure she probably dressed like that before she made the movie, and you're basically asking her to totally change her style just because, as a hipster person, she happened to make a successful movie in which she played a hipster.


nightlight said:

shes an annoying twit...I bet she was a "precocious" child