I. Don't. Want. Your. Life. Movie Quote. Uttered by James Van Der Beek's Mox in the classic teen football film, Varsity Blues. One of the greatest quotes in the history of cinema.

Anyone remember Ron Lester's character, Billy Bob, from Varsity Blues. The fat guy? The one on the left? Well, it looks like he took Mox's words to heart, as he's decided that he no longer wants that life. After tipping the scales at over 500 pounds, the man -- with the help of gastric bypass -- has lost 315 pounds. 315 pounds! That's, like, 6 Nicole Ritchies and a Brittany Murphy. That reminds me of another great line in the seminal film, Varsity Blues:

"But if we go out there and give it all we've got... that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes?"

Congrats Mr. Lester.