Insane: Adjective. In a state of mind that prevents normal perception, behavior, or social interaction; seriously mentally ill.

Britney Spears' check in at the looney bin has reportedly been involuntarily extended for 14 days, proving undeniably, indisputably, for once and for all -- that Britney Spears is completely fucking insane.

The Resnick Neuropsychiatric Hospital is known as one of the top facilities of its kind; still, "It is a terrible situation," says a source close to the Spears family. "Britney is in a padded room. Her family is so worried about her."

I don't know what good a padded room is gonna do, since you can smear shit on padded walls just as easily as you can regular ones. And Britney strikes me as a real shit-smearer, if you know what I mean. Can we go ahead and nominate "Orderly at Resnick Neuropsychiatric Hospital" for "Worst Job of All Time?"