Leash: Noun. A strap or cord for restraining and guiding a dog or other animal.Hey Tom, you know what also works well in these situations? A
leash. Yeah, she probably won't like it at first, and will probably scratch at it and pull in the other direction -- but once she gets used to it your life will be
so much easier. And maybe while you're at it you can pick up one of those cones for Suri to wear around her neck. No reason really... They just look so darn funny!


Also good: the back of your hand.
Yeah, you KNOW IT! You givin' me lip?
Reminds me of Bender's comment about television supposedly corrupting children. It was something in the way of: 'Instead of complaining about what your children are watching, shouldn't you be spending more with children...hitting them?' Bender can sell any line.