Lucky

rashida0229.jpgLucky: Adjective. Having, bringing, or resulting from good luck.

While visiting Conan's show earlier this week, Rashida Jones revealed that at 10 years old she spent a lot of time at Neverland Ranch with her dad, record producer Quincy Jones. One of these trips involved a mishap with Michael Jackson's chimpanzee "Bubbles."

"I have a scar. I was standing next to his cage and he grabbed something out of my hand. I opened the cage and the monkey started throwing things at me. I tried to punish him by lightly hitting him on the head, and he grabbed my hand and bit down on it like a sandwich."

Rashida, hon? Considering that a scar you picked up at Neverland Ranch isn't the kind that requires extensive, lifelong therapy -- I would probably consider yourself lucky. Like, serious, dodged-a-bullet, "ex-boyfriend turned out to be a serial killer" lucky.


4 Comments


BarbadoSlim said:

Eeeeh, I don't think there was a safer place on earth for a FEMALE child than Neverland Ranch, well unless they got close to the monkeys, but otherwise, they were good.



farty girl said:

Three more reasons she's lucky: She's fleshy and pretty and fucking John Krasinski. Add that to surviving Neverland Ranch and she's FLUCKY.


bdayguurl said:

Oh that Bubbles, the little scamp!

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