Lucky: Adjective. Having, bringing, or resulting from good luck.While visiting Conan's show earlier this week, Rashida Jones
revealed that at 10 years old she spent a lot of time at Neverland Ranch with her dad, record producer Quincy Jones. One of these trips involved a mishap with Michael Jackson's chimpanzee "Bubbles."
"I have a scar. I was standing next to his cage and he grabbed something out of my hand. I opened the cage and the monkey started throwing things at me. I tried to punish him by lightly hitting him on the head, and he grabbed my hand and bit down on it like a sandwich."
Rashida, hon? Considering that a scar you picked up at
Neverland Ranch isn't the kind that requires extensive, lifelong therapy -- I would probably consider yourself lucky. Like,
serious, dodged-a-bullet, "ex-boyfriend turned out to be a serial killer" lucky.
Eeeeh, I don't think there was a safer place on earth for a FEMALE child than Neverland Ranch, well unless they got close to the monkeys, but otherwise, they were good.
Hahahaha!
Three more reasons she's lucky: She's fleshy and pretty and fucking John Krasinski. Add that to surviving Neverland Ranch and she's FLUCKY.
Oh that Bubbles, the little scamp!