Monchhichi: Noun. Monkey-like creatures who lived in the forest land of Monchia at the very top of tall trees well above the clouds.

There is something very strange going on with John Travolta's hair, but I can't quite put my finger on it. I would say bad transplant, but it almost looks as thought it's painted on with spray hair and if he starts sweating it'll start running down his forehead. Whatever it is, it kind of makes his head look like a Chia Pet, and his hairline look like the hairline of a Monchichi. Of course, Monchichis are just make-believe so that's just dumb. You may as well just start a religion worshiping aliens or something.