Napalm Vagina
Napalm Vagina: Noun. Unofficial nickname for the scourge known as Paris Hilton.Paris Hilton's new film, The Hottie and the Nottie, has officially been ranked the worst movie of all time by IMDB -- beating out such classic turds as Gigli, SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2, From Justin to Kelly, Manos: Hand of Fate and Glitter.
To commemorate this landmark, (with the help of our friends over at sister site Pajiba!) we're officially bestowing a new nickname to Paris Hilton to forever mark the occasion. Say hello to Napalm Vagina, everybody!
Of course, we could only pick one -- but outstanding honorable mentions included: Crustabelle McLazyLid, Crusty-Balls McHumpalot, Wonky-eyed Dicknose, Oswallow Bin Labia, The Organ Grinder and Satan's Shart.
The Organ Grinder is fantastic! I've always been partial to Lainey's "Hollywood Ebola"; as a child I had an unhealthy interest in the disease, and hearing the name conjures images of severe vomiting and bleeding orofices, which sounds like a pretty accurate description of the fallout cause by an encounter with Paris.
PS You're welcome in advance for that mental picture.
It beat Manos: Hand Of Fate? Already? Whoa.
Wow - that's almost as clunky and contrived as Skank Cancer. Well done.