Nativity: Noun. The occasion of a person's birth.

Well, the nativity of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's babies, a.k.a the Latino Jesus Christ(s), has finally arrived, and zzzz... zzz... zzzz... snore.

The babies were born early Friday in Long Island, N.Y. The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs. "Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon," Lopez's manager Simon Fields tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Although we don't know the twins' names yet, we have heard rumors that Girl Lo reportedly threw a bottle of water in a nurse's face for bringing her Aquafina instead of Evian; and Boy Lo is skeeving out all the other babies in the nursery with his creepy, menacing leer. So, yep: these are definitely J Lo and Marc Anthony's kids! Congratulations!