Ow! My Balls. Title. Refers to the most popular television program running in the year 2505. Featured in the film, Idiocracy. 

Jackass impresario Johnny Knoxville, in an apparent bid to launch "Ow! My Balls" 500 years early, found himself in a hospital after his flipped his motorcycle doing a stunt and nearly lost his testicles (post-accident trousers pictured above). As he writes on his blog:

"I don't want to give too much away because it doesn't air until February 23, but let's just say before I did a back-flip on a motorcycle I should have learned how to ride one first. I have to go now. I have to empty the (expletive) bag on my leg that I have to

wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals."

That Knoxville: He's always been way ahead of his time; it appears that he's simply trying to speed the de-evolution of life by five centuries. Dumbass.