Paradox. Noun. A statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth. Any person, thing, or situation exhibiting an apparently contradictory nature. Contrary to expectation.

Perez Hilton hosted his first NYC fall fashion event yesterday. Fashion? Perez Hilton? Well, there's one helluva paradox if I ever heard one. Dude's about as fashionable as a hobbit on rocks; about as stylish as a blueberry oompah loompah. Apparently, an ever-changing hair color is the only qualification needed to host a fashion event these days, eh?