Pharaoh's Tomb
Pharaoh's Tomb. Noun. Undefined. Kate Beckinsale, formerly of Underworld, Van Helsing, and Serendipity, who has a brilliant movie, Snow Angels, in which she co-stars with Sam Rockwell, coming out in March, recently revealed that her "best feature" is a private matter, and that:
I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!"Well, I'm stumped. I have no idea to what Beckinsale refers. Pharaoh's Tomb? No clue. I apologize, but given the lack of context, I'm unable to define the term. I'm at a complete loss. It's a mystery that will probably haunt us to the end.
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"...Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!"
Translation: only a handful guys have paid me enough to do anal.
*Honey, I can go out RIGHT NOW and pick-up ten hookers that are much better than you.
NEXT!
Tomb makes it sound cavernous. Not a good image when it comes to ones vagina.
It's because she a Twat Uncommon.
Damn I am so using up the last of my BBC-based goodwill for this girl! I am so tired of thinking to myself, "But you used to be so pretty! And you used to pick so much better movies!"
Anne (in Reno), I was about to post the same thing.
It's kind of mortifying the change that's appeared in her looks since the halcyon days of COLD COMFORT FARM. I half expected the title to be a reference to the lifeless, mummified, suspended in gaffa poses featured in this spread...and featured in all of her photographs as of late. I don't know about her movies, I haven't seen one she's done in years.
Everyone is the same bronzed or alabaster, hollow-eyed piece of spank-candy.One who speaks of nothing but badly-veiled sexual innuendo, and girlish flirtation. And I, of my own stupid volition, not wanting to think about bossa nova anymore, looked at the 30 Actresses thing. Like ipecac for brain function. My own damned fault.
Nope: her ass. Kate's reserved towards ass-sex.
Oh . . . But she does it.