So you DID get my Christmas card!

my only hesitation to fully agreeing with you is that the photos were styled and shot by david la chappelle. i'm pretty sure i would pose with naughty cookies and power tools if la chappelle told me to. he's from the future.

Was this photograph done by David LaChapelle? Looks like it. I don't know anything about this stuff, though. Can anyone tell me?

Also, it's stupid picture. No one in that picture seems to understand what pants or cameras do, or else the scenario would change quite a bit.

Dude.
Dude?

What the hell?
Just... what? What's that thing in her hand? And, ok, penis cookies, getting it on with the rolling pin, whatever, but why is there a kid in the picture?

she will make the guinness book of world records for the tiniest vagina ever.

Oh man. That comment before mine wasn't there when I typed. I look cognitively deficient.

Aw jeez, I already disliked her. Why ya gotta go and willfully upset me?

Marvelous! An absolute trendsetter. The look -- Giselle has the look.

Amazing.