Pitiful
Pitiful: Adjective. Deserving of the feeling of sorrow and compassion caused by the suffering and misfortunes of others.I'm not exactly sure why Corey Haim feels the need to make amends with us, since it wasn't our TVs he pawned for smack back in the 90's after his Lost Boys residuals ran out -- but regardless, he's back and he's got something to say! He's here! He's queer! I mean, um... He's ready to work again! Yeah! So somebody give him some work, pretty please? Because this pitiful, full page ad he's taken out in Variety could have paid for a lot of Ramen noodles, so it'd be nice to at least make it worth his while.
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Oh my. At first, I mistook that photo for a really bad one of Leo DiCaprio circa "Gilbert Grape."
Here's what I see: he's got a smoked-out butt in his right hand. Look at it: is there a half-drag left on that thing? Can he not throw it away before the snap?
That smacks of unresolved addiction problems to me.
Oh man. I was this close to making a Gilbert Grape joke, too!
LOLzy...first!
next season on the coreys he's going to cry because he finds out he's not a part of life goes on 2.
Goddamn Corey looks so pathetic. In a funny way, of-course. He's just hilarious looking. Like a goofy dog or something. No, that's cruel. Dogs have their lives together.
Corey, he looks like fresh shit. Addicts: yeah, they're life's clowns.
Go get 'em, tiger.