Relation: Noun. The way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected.

Because I guess you can only make your children wear masks in public for so long before they start asking questions like, "Hey Dad, why the fuck do we have to wear masks all the time?" -- Michael Jackson's eldest children, Paris and Prince Michael were seen here on a recent trip to Las Vegas.

So yeah, the resemblance is pretty uncanny, huh? And of course by "uncanny resemblance," I mean that these kids bear about the same relation to Michael Jackson as a Granny Smith does to a box of Apple Jacks: none fucking whatsoever. In fact, I'm pretty sure the one on the right is a straight up clone of Frankie Muniz from "Malcolm in the Middle." And that, dear readers, is why you never throw away garbage laden with your biological materials in a public trashcan. That goes double if you're a "person of interest" in the murder investigation.

Update: Clearer photos now with 50% more Blanket. (See below!)